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My baobei told me about this funny video and it’s time to share to everyone else :P Hehe…

MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE BECAUSE…

The problems with GUYS:

IF you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
IF you DON’T, he says you are PROUD;
IF you DRESS NICELY, he says you are trying to LURE him;
IF you DON’T, he says you are from KAMPUNG (in English= small village);
IF you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
IF you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS;
IF you are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
IF he SMARTER than you, he is GREAT;
IF you LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE you (very true huh?);
IF you don’t MAKE LOVE with him, he says you DON”T LOVE him;
If you DO! He says you are CHEAP;
IF you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
IF you DON’T, he says you don’t TRUST him;
IF you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;
IF he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you;
IF you BREAK your promise, you cannot be TRUSTED;
IF he BREAKS his promise, he is FORCED to do so;
IF you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;
IF he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN;
IF you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
IF he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!

MEN ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE!!

If you send this to men, they will swear that it’s not TRUE
but if you don’t they will say you are SELFISH!

LOL :P Funny ?

OMG! I’m shocked there’s such song exist! Wow… hahaha, if you want to understand what is the message SEO Rapper want to pass on, read the lyrics below and you’ll understand :P

Lyrics

Your site design is the first thing people see
it should be reflective of you and the industry
easy to look at with a nice navigation
when you can’t find what you want it causes frustration
a clear Call to action to increase the temptation
use appealing graphics they create motivation
if you have animation
use with moderation
cause search engines can’t index the information
display the logos of all your associations
highlight your contact info that’s an obligation
create a clean design you can use some decoration
but to try to prevent any client hesitation
every page that they click should provide and explanation
should be easy to understand like having a conversation
when you design the style go ahead and use your imagination
but make sure you use correct color combinations
do some investigation, look at other organizations
but don’t duplicate or you might face a litigation
design done, congratulations but it’s time to start construction
follow these instructions when you move into production
your photoshop functions then slice that design
do your layout with divs make sure that it’s aligned
please don’t use tables even though they work fine
when it come to indexing they give searches a hard time
make it easy for the spiders to crawl what you provide
remove font type, font color and font size
no background colors, keep your coding real neat,
tag your look and feel on a separate style sheet
better results with xml and css
now you making progress, a lil closer to success
describe your doctype so the browser can relate
make sure you do it great or it won’t validate
check in all browsers, I do it directly
gotta make sure that it renders correctly
some use IE, some others use Flock
some use AOL, I use Firefox
title everything including links and images
don’t use italics, use emphasis
don’t use bold, please use strong
if you use bold that’s old and wrong
when you use CSS, you page will load quicker
client satisfied like they eating on a snicker
they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker
and then they convert now that’s the real kicker
make you a lil richer, your site a lil slicker
design and code right man I hope you get the picture
what I’m telling you is true man it should be a scripture
if it’s built right you’ll be the pick of the litter
everyone will want to follow you like twitter
competition will get bitter and you’ll shine like glitter
if you trying to grow your company will get bigger
design and code right man can you get with it

This is actually a fake spot the difference picture because you’ll see the answer if you click on the picture above.

Okay, now do you spot who doesn’t belong in the picture?

(Who doesn’t belong? via TotallyCrap)

(Meeting the (Non-Blogging) Parents via Blogcomics)

(Malaysia’s Best Hokkien Comedy via YapThomas,thanks to Desmond for showing me this comedy!)

Happy April Fool!!!, Do you guys really think my site got hacked ? Wahahaha :P I’ll be back later today, mean while please excuse me, I got assignment to complete now… zzz

[UPDATE] Take a look at the screenshot below where HongKiat from HongKiat.com fooled by me :P 

and  he also make a prank post for his blog :P Check out, here!

HONGKIAT.COM, Happy April Fool =D

How often do you update your blog? Think carefully… A post a day ? 2 post a week ? I’ve read some bloggers doing paid post can blog as often as more than 7 post a week!!! This type of blog are too fake, exist just for the sake of money, sad…

(A Post a Day via BlogComics)

Some bloggers worry too much about their blog, the comics above show a good example, although he is in a deserted island, he doesn’t worry about any food he getting to eat but he is worrying whether his blog PR will drop or stay the same :p Hahahaha…

(The Cast Away Blogger via BlogComics)

I found this comic is funny :P I understand what the person who draw this comic thinks. Nowadays, more people take things wrongly, they think it’s that fast to earn money from blogging :P This doesn’t happen in just in a day or an hour. This comics reminds me last time Christina used to ask me about advertisement in her blog and blog earnings thing.

(If Blogging Were This Easy via VincentChow)

(Prisoners Cant Touch This via TotallyCrap)

Update: It seems that Josh renew again Advertlets.com domain until 3rd of Jan 2010. NameServer has changed but I’m unable to view Advertlets.com website at the moment (7 Jan 08 – 7.37AM E.Australian Standard Time) Picture added below!

What is going on? Advertlets.com domain expired ? I don’t expect such thing will happen to a company has such embarrassing moment. Actually I don’t want to post to make things look ugly but when I visit my friend’s blog, Desmond which running Advertlets Ads, I found that his site is being redirect to domain parking site because of Advertlets Ads tried to retrieve their campaign banners but end up at domain parking site.

What is Josh doing over there ? Party too much from New Year 2008 ? As an online advertising company, Josh should know that their website, server and domains are very important to them. How can he let Adverlets domain expired ? He did renew it but I guess it’s a little too late =D Everybody, this is some surprise from Advertlets for year 2008! More picture below.

Click the picture above for full picture!

The image above shows that Josh has renew Advertlets domain recently and the next expiry date is 3rd of January 2009. However, as the time I post this 12.30 PM Australian time, Advertlets.com website still pointing to domain parking site. Boo =P

[ Image Update at 7.44AM 7 Jan 08 - E.Australian Standard Time]

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Click the picture above for full picture!

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