(A Prelude To F1 Grand Prix via Betshopboy)

If I’m rich also I won’t do this crazy thing, I rather spend the money on something else. Chrome sports rim is cool but not the whole car! Never chrome your whole car body because this is what your car will look like :P

More photos below after this.

(Mercedes SL 600 Chrome via TotallyUpYours)

What do you think when someone modified 34″ inch rims for a car ? That car must be a supercar ? There’s this guy from Lithuania modified his supercar with 34″ inch rims. Totally cool ~~ let’s the picture do the talking  :D

More pictures below.

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Here is the car before nice painting and touch up :D

Custom wide body :P

See the giant 34″ inch rims!!

Before this ugly beast turn into beauty legend! :P

Note: All images here are resizeed from original and copyright to TotallyCrap.

View more photos: The DIY Sportscar From Latvia. 

(Amazing Supercar from Latvia via TotallyCrap)

It’s a post from AlexAllied about his Honda City 2008. I’m not sure he know me or not but I do read his blog from my feedreader. Anyway, just want to say that I seldom see any blog post from any blogger or blog I read before except this.

Take a look at AlexAllied’s Honda City below:-

Anyway, here’s my little opinion about his car. It’s a decent mod for Honda City, not heavily modded bodykits. Nice eyelid, front skirt and side skirt. White color is nice for me other than black =P I’ve seen more heavily modded Honda City from TSP Bodykit which is quite popular among car modification competition on West Malaysia. I’ll blog about TSP Bodykit in a separate post next time.

• So, have you spotted any blog post in BlogRush widget from some blogger you know him/her ?

After I came over to Australia to study at USQ, Toowoomba, Queensland, I didn’t get the chance to drive any vehicle because the reason is very simple, I don’t own any car here! Hehe … Anyway, lately I get to experience the feeling of driving again. I kinda miss the feeling, you can read more about my old post about Car. Can you guess what vehicle inside the photo above ?

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Jeng! Jeng! Jeng! Wakakaka … it’s a van! Surprise ? Actually the reason I’m driving this van because 1 of my supervisor at my work place went back to China for holiday for 1 month and my boss, Damien don’t have enough driver to drive the van to farm. He asked me if I can drive manual vehicle, I said yes and from that day onwards, I’m driving this van go and back from farm.

Let me tell you something, back in Malaysia, I never drive any van before! LOL! But now I’m driving one in Australia, keke… don’t be afraid, I’m a good driver. When I told my parents about I’m driving the van, my parents especially my dad is worried about me. He worry that I can’t handle the van properly for example during the times going up and down hill. Anyway, I already told them not to worry and I know what and how to handle my things. The reason I wanted to continue driving the van because I can earn extra money per week.

Note: This post is specially in Bahasa Melayu. I chat with PK earlier and she asked me to try to blog in Bahasa Melayu, kinda funny also. Read her post about “Perempuan memang rumit“. I added 2 new category; Malay and Bad Luck. Don’t laugh at my Malay okay, long time didn’t write, ok here we go below.

Khas: Tunggu kemaskini daripada saya kerana saya tengah mencari program percuma untuk mengurangkan saiz klip video untuk diletakkan di sini. Saya sudah berjaya merekod klip video daripada filem Singapura “The Best Bet” mengunakan program dari DVD Copy Express. Saya akan memberi penjelasan di bawah nanti. Klip video sekarang saiznya ialah 36MB, terlalu besar untuk masa lebih kurang 1 minit dan 50 saat sahaja.

Sejak kebelakangan ini, saya tidak tahu kenapa saya bernasib malang. Nasib malang tidak berhenti-henti, telefon bimbit saya hilang, diikuti dengan pemegang pintu kereta saya dirosakkan oleh KoDoMo, dan seterusnya sekarang kena saman daripada polis untuk kesalahan: ubah suai struktur kereta (spoiler). Entahlah nasib saya, kenapa begitu malang sekali.

Gambar saman diletakkan dibawah sekiranya anda berminat untuk melihatnya. Mungkin saya harus pergi ke tokong untuk sembahyang ? Sekiranya kamu berfikir dapat saman itu sudah cukup malang, tetapi anda salah, nasib malang saya TIDAK BERAKHIR lagi. Kenapa ? Adik saya melihat saman itu dan memberitahu saya untuk membeli nombor yang terdapat pada saman itu iaitu 738366 dengan gelak-ketawa bahawa polis itu adalah “Dewa Kekayaan” saya seperti yang ditunjukkan dalan filem Singapura bertajuk “The Best Bet”.

Klip video akan diletakkan pada masa akan datang, harap maaf.

Di dalam cerita itu, seorang lelaki hendak membeli nombor 0000 dan rakan-rakannya bertanya mengapa dia boleh beli nombor sebegitu, macam mana boleh keluar? Lelaki tersebut menjelaskan bahawa dia diberi saman oleh polis dan dia membeli nombor 8888 iaitu nombor saman dan dia mendapat cabutan tempat ketiga. Okay, balik kepada cerita saya, oleh itu adik saya memberi cadangan nombor kepada saya iaitu 7383, 8366 dan 6861 (nombor anggota polis itu ialah 116861). Oleh kerana hari itu adalah hari Selasa dan saya tidak tahu Magnum atau Da Ma Cai ada cabutan khas pada hari itu atau tidak.

Petang itu, saya menelefon abang saya untuk tanya Magnum atau Da Ma Cai ada cabutan khas atau tidak tetapi dia sibuk dan kata akan telefon saya balik. Malangnya abang saya yang sibuk itu tidak menelefon saya balik dan saya tertidur sebentar. Malam itu saya bangun pada lebih kurang pukul 9 malam. Selepas mandi dan tidak lama kemudian, abang saya pun balik rumah. Dia mengatakan bahawa dia menang wang cabutan bertuah untuk nombor plat keretanya. Untuk pengetahuan sekalian, nomborplat kereta abang saya ialah 7383 memang secara kebetulan dengan nombor saman saya.

Dengan rasa terkejut diikuti dengan menyesal saya menanya mengapa dia boleh menang wang cabutan bertuah sedangkan Magnum dan Da Ma Cai tidak ada cabutan bertuah pada hari itu. Dia menjawab sambil bersenyum, memang betul dua itu tidak ada tapi Sports ToTo ada cabutan khas. Saya memang terkejut dan tanya abang saya dengan sedikit perasaan marah mengapa dia tidak menelefon saya kembali petang tadi. Memang MALANG betul !! Sudah kena saman tidak mengapa, sekiranya dapat menang wang untuk membayar saman kan ? Tapi, peluang untuk menang wang juga terlepas begitu saja, teruk betul.

Paparan skrin website Sports ToTo pada hari Selasa 8/5/07

- Telefom bimbit hilang -> RM200 (anggaran sahaja)
- Pemegang pintu rosak -> RM25
- Dapat saman -> RM150 (anggaran selepas dikompaun)
- Ada nombor untuk beli, tidak beli dan nombor itu dapat hadiah kedua -> Memang tidak boleh dinilai harganya!!

Perenggan diatas diubahsuai daripada gaya Inggeris. Perasaan saya sekarang adalah seperti rakaman bunyi di bawah:-

Sekiranya anda tertanya-tanya, berdasarkan keputusan Sports ToTo di atas, hadiah tempat kedua ialah 8383 dan bukan 7383. Untuk jualan cabutan nombor haram ataupun lebih senang dijelaskan ialah nombor belian anda bukan daripada kedai-kedai Sports ToTo,ialah adalah tidak sah di undang-undang. Tetapi untuk jualan haram, sekiranya 3 digit nombor belakang anda sama dengan nombor yang dicabut, anda boleh mendapat wang juga. :D

Abang saya berkata malang sekali, sekira nombor 7383 4 digit sekaligus keluar untuk nombor kedua, dia boleh mendapat lebih daripada RM5 ribu. Wahhh…banyaknya wang, tetapi sekarang dia mendapat beberapa ratus sahaja. Saya memberitahu dia yang dia boleh mendapat beberapa ratus itu juga wang, lebih daripada tidak mendapat apa-apa langsung.

Sekian sahaja untuk kali ini, dengan ini saya mengakhiri dengan nasihat, kahpengBlog bukan dan tidak pernah sama sekali menasihat anda supaya membeli nombor cabutan bertuah daripada penjual atau kedai haram. Beli daripada kedai yang mendapat lesen daripada kerajaan seperti Magnum, Da Ma Cai atau Sports ToTo.

Nombor kad pengenalan dan alamat dikaburkan dengan photoshop untuk memelihara hak privasi saya :D

At the end of February, this happen to me when i get to ‘enjoy’ being hit by 2 motorcycle within 10 minutes. Now, happen to my car….dunno which fcuking hand so itchy, go and steal my right side signal ?? Surprisingly, the idiot left me the bulb, so that i can make the right signal without the casing….zzz. This happens to me when yesterday night i went to e-Gate there to yum char with my frens. I parked my car by the roadside near Tesco, outside e-Gate’s car park. Haiz…bad luck lately…

I wonder what else bad luck coming….choi….gimme gOOd luCk :P Hmm…maybe KoDoMo is mumbling and making curse on me ? Hahaha….

*Continue from  “When you’re eXtreme bad luck!!!“.

Past Bad Luck Records!!
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- Car being hit and run in the front bumper when my car parking in front of my house ONLY!!!
- Or maybe read about how my car rear bumper can becaome dog food ?

Okay, read properly the sentence below…i’m serious and not kidding……jeng! jeng! jeng!

Have anyone of you get hit by 2 motorcycle within 10 minutes only ? Maybe i should enter this as entry inside Guinness World Records?

Yeah, it’s kahpengBlog! Believe it or not! I guess this seldom happen to anyone out there. The story goes like this…

Accident #1
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I sent my brother to tuition @ 4.40pm, when i was driving out of the place, Taman Inderawasih. The road i’m driving has a bump, so i slowed down. This fcuking idiotic moron motorcyclist JUST LOOK TO THE LEFT and don’t look to right!! which is the side i’m coming. He hit my front bumper…sweat!!! Nevermind, i went down to discuss and try to settle and see. 1st thing if my car involved in accident, if it’s the motorcyclist doesn’t get hurt or anything + it’s his fault, i straight away scold him, how he ride his bike and etc. But this fcuking guy pretendind and said i make the left signal turn, so he went out straight to the road. WTF man ? It’s ur fcuking fault and u tried to twist word ??

Later on, he checked his bike, nothing wrong, he get on his bike and try to ride off, WTF ? I called him and he pretending to turn back and ask why!!! What on earth is happening, he thinks like this can settle ? Dammit….I said it’s his fault rush out and hit my car front bumper. He said “Apa ? Sama-sama salah lah, itu macam!” Sama-sama ? Mak ang la sama-sama!!! It’s ur fcuking fault, how about u ask ur mom to come to the middle of the road, let me hit her & c ? Then you try to say sama-sama salah & i can drive away ? Remember this fcuking idiot guy’s bike number plate is PHC 1461.

Accident #2
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Since from accident #1, the motorcyclist run away and doesn’t wan to pay anything or admit his fault, that’s fine…..consider my bad luck….BUT….BUT…however i don’t ecpect my bad luck will double, yeah i mean eXtreme bad luck, where you’ll get hit again by MOTORCYCLE and WITHIN 10 minutes after 1st accident !!! As i reach my housing area, i made the last few turns to reach my house, again another fcuking motorcyclist, this time the guy, nono it’s BUDAK hit my car from the right side, OMG!!! KNNCCB!!! This budak without helmet, and underage about 14 to 15 years old, hit from my right side. Luckily….Luckily the damage not so bad, my side mirror folded back and the windows windshield broken only.

However, this time i really fcuking pissed off!!! I get down of the car and fcuking lecture the boy. He keep repeating…

“Sorri, bang!! Jangan beritahu bapak saya, dia akan bunuh saya”
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“Please lah bang, ini satu kali last saja, jangan lah bang”

Hello ? In this world, there’s nothing like you can hit and just say sorry okay ? Since the 1st accident, i’m dammed fire up…..don’t say cat, lion also can kill a few that type of feeling!!! After i’m tired of hearing dat stupid boy’s excuses, i told him….“Tadi saya baru kena langgar dari motor saja, kamu pergi depan lihat !!! Itu orang sudah lari, tak mau bayar! Kalau semua orang macam kamu, suka-suka langgar kereta saya, siapa mau bayar saya ? ” At that moment, my mum called me on phone as well, because earlier after the 1st accident, i phone and let my mum know about it. My mum say just let go the boy, since he’s the type of using dad’s motorcycle to drive around housing area without license & etc. After lecture him a while, i let the boy go. See, don’t say i’m cruel, okay ? Just my mood is noy good at that time and i lecture the boy is all the TRUTH and FACTS!!!

Finally, at least i’m not driving my car :P Muahahahha….my brother’s Kelisa…..fuiyoh, if i drive my car, my car’s front bumper sure kena patch a lot….

P/S: (I’ll update, after i take some photos and draft out the map how the accident occur in case some of you don’t understand how’s the situation at the moment.)

Original source: Paul Tan

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Good luck for me lately ? WTF ? Last time my car front bumper innocently bang by unknown person, i guess it’s juz plain bad luck where sometimes idiot driver hit ur bumper, u got no choice to avoid it. Anyway this time, this stupid fcuking stray dog that sleep outside my neighbour’s house BITE my car’s back bumper !!! Even dogs don’t spare my car bumper. My neighbour is already have 2 dogs inside his house but they are still giving food to that idiot stray dog.

Gina: wahhh
Gina: so lucky ar?
Gina: Hit run lo
Me: haha
Gina: i oso kena my back bumper
Gina: kaka
Me: sumore in front of my hse, cipet (censored)
Me: aiseh, back bumper ?
Me: gimme 5
Gina: yeah
Gina: GIMME 5!
Gina:damm stupid lar
Gina: so beh sy0k
Me: lol

Below is my wife’s injury which has been treated by Dr Joe from TSP when earlier i posted that “Someone hurt my ‘wife’… There’s a scar on her….too bad unless i send her for plastic surgery which will cost me $$. Don’t worry, in future i’ll make sure the scar is gone.

Right now, i’m giving you guys a peep at my wife’s new body parts, jeng jeng jeng…..which is as shown as the picture below:-

Sorry for not updating my blog for some time. Today, after breakfast with my family, when reach home, my brother pointed to my car front bumper, OMFG …someone bang into my bumper and causing it to break plus the position is out of normal. Dammit muthafucker those idiot fella…i’ve just sent my car to re-spray front bumper like about 2 weeks ago only.

I remember yesterday or the day before, my neighbour is having BBQ party, his friend’s car park exactly next and near my car. I’m 101% dat fucking driver don’t know how to hear his car reverse sensor or his eye is fcuking BLIND !! I know my car is black color, that doesn’t give a reason can’t see where my car parked !! This is fcuking HIT-AND-NOT-RUN-BUT-FCUKING-PRETEND-NOTHING attitude. Imagine he can pretend nothing happened since my car alarm didn’t alert anybody. Damm unlucky ….and FCUKING ANGRY !@#$%^&^&**()*!#@%^!*&!*@%$@^@ KNNCB !!!

Police car also can do stunt eh…dont pray pray

Watch more Japanese crazy videos @ TheJapaneseAreCrazy

Never tell the taxi driver you’re in hurry!

Watch more Japanese crazy videos @ TheJapaneseAreCrazy