This is damm terrible. Poor photographer end up beaten like hell although he already went inside his car. Does the authority give the celebrities’ bodyguards to attack people ? Although he or she is a paparazzi or photographer, I believe there is a better way than violence. Bodyguard main mission is to protect the master and not bullying other people around.
” Then on Thursday, our Flynet photog Jeremy and his 53 year old paparazzi friend were once again following Nicole Kidman and her bodyguard, David Garris, as they were making their way to the gym. The vehicle they were in stopped and the bodyguard stepped out, obviously in an agressive manner. Jeremy pulled out his video camera, hoping to question the bodyguard about the incident on Wednesday but as you can see from the clip, Garris was in no mood to chat. Jeremy stepped back inside of his vehicle but that didn’t stop Garris from attacking him anyway! “ - quoted from FlyNetOnline.

Click here to watch the video now!

(EXCLUSIVE: Nicole Kidman’s Bodyguard Attacks Flynet Photographer! via FlyNetOnline)

Note: This post is specially in Bahasa Melayu. I chat with PK earlier and she asked me to try to blog in Bahasa Melayu, kinda funny also. Read her post about “Perempuan memang rumit“. I added 2 new category; Malay and Bad Luck. Don’t laugh at my Malay okay, long time didn’t write, ok here we go below.

Khas: Tunggu kemaskini daripada saya kerana saya tengah mencari program percuma untuk mengurangkan saiz klip video untuk diletakkan di sini. Saya sudah berjaya merekod klip video daripada filem Singapura “The Best Bet” mengunakan program dari DVD Copy Express. Saya akan memberi penjelasan di bawah nanti. Klip video sekarang saiznya ialah 36MB, terlalu besar untuk masa lebih kurang 1 minit dan 50 saat sahaja.

Sejak kebelakangan ini, saya tidak tahu kenapa saya bernasib malang. Nasib malang tidak berhenti-henti, telefon bimbit saya hilang, diikuti dengan pemegang pintu kereta saya dirosakkan oleh KoDoMo, dan seterusnya sekarang kena saman daripada polis untuk kesalahan: ubah suai struktur kereta (spoiler). Entahlah nasib saya, kenapa begitu malang sekali.

Gambar saman diletakkan dibawah sekiranya anda berminat untuk melihatnya. Mungkin saya harus pergi ke tokong untuk sembahyang ? Sekiranya kamu berfikir dapat saman itu sudah cukup malang, tetapi anda salah, nasib malang saya TIDAK BERAKHIR lagi. Kenapa ? Adik saya melihat saman itu dan memberitahu saya untuk membeli nombor yang terdapat pada saman itu iaitu 738366 dengan gelak-ketawa bahawa polis itu adalah “Dewa Kekayaan” saya seperti yang ditunjukkan dalan filem Singapura bertajuk “The Best Bet”.

Klip video akan diletakkan pada masa akan datang, harap maaf.

Di dalam cerita itu, seorang lelaki hendak membeli nombor 0000 dan rakan-rakannya bertanya mengapa dia boleh beli nombor sebegitu, macam mana boleh keluar? Lelaki tersebut menjelaskan bahawa dia diberi saman oleh polis dan dia membeli nombor 8888 iaitu nombor saman dan dia mendapat cabutan tempat ketiga. Okay, balik kepada cerita saya, oleh itu adik saya memberi cadangan nombor kepada saya iaitu 7383, 8366 dan 6861 (nombor anggota polis itu ialah 116861). Oleh kerana hari itu adalah hari Selasa dan saya tidak tahu Magnum atau Da Ma Cai ada cabutan khas pada hari itu atau tidak.

Petang itu, saya menelefon abang saya untuk tanya Magnum atau Da Ma Cai ada cabutan khas atau tidak tetapi dia sibuk dan kata akan telefon saya balik. Malangnya abang saya yang sibuk itu tidak menelefon saya balik dan saya tertidur sebentar. Malam itu saya bangun pada lebih kurang pukul 9 malam. Selepas mandi dan tidak lama kemudian, abang saya pun balik rumah. Dia mengatakan bahawa dia menang wang cabutan bertuah untuk nombor plat keretanya. Untuk pengetahuan sekalian, nomborplat kereta abang saya ialah 7383 memang secara kebetulan dengan nombor saman saya.

Dengan rasa terkejut diikuti dengan menyesal saya menanya mengapa dia boleh menang wang cabutan bertuah sedangkan Magnum dan Da Ma Cai tidak ada cabutan bertuah pada hari itu. Dia menjawab sambil bersenyum, memang betul dua itu tidak ada tapi Sports ToTo ada cabutan khas. Saya memang terkejut dan tanya abang saya dengan sedikit perasaan marah mengapa dia tidak menelefon saya kembali petang tadi. Memang MALANG betul !! Sudah kena saman tidak mengapa, sekiranya dapat menang wang untuk membayar saman kan ? Tapi, peluang untuk menang wang juga terlepas begitu saja, teruk betul.

Paparan skrin website Sports ToTo pada hari Selasa 8/5/07

- Telefom bimbit hilang -> RM200 (anggaran sahaja)
- Pemegang pintu rosak -> RM25
- Dapat saman -> RM150 (anggaran selepas dikompaun)
- Ada nombor untuk beli, tidak beli dan nombor itu dapat hadiah kedua -> Memang tidak boleh dinilai harganya!!

Perenggan diatas diubahsuai daripada gaya Inggeris. Perasaan saya sekarang adalah seperti rakaman bunyi di bawah:-

Sekiranya anda tertanya-tanya, berdasarkan keputusan Sports ToTo di atas, hadiah tempat kedua ialah 8383 dan bukan 7383. Untuk jualan cabutan nombor haram ataupun lebih senang dijelaskan ialah nombor belian anda bukan daripada kedai-kedai Sports ToTo,ialah adalah tidak sah di undang-undang. Tetapi untuk jualan haram, sekiranya 3 digit nombor belakang anda sama dengan nombor yang dicabut, anda boleh mendapat wang juga. :D

Abang saya berkata malang sekali, sekira nombor 7383 4 digit sekaligus keluar untuk nombor kedua, dia boleh mendapat lebih daripada RM5 ribu. Wahhh…banyaknya wang, tetapi sekarang dia mendapat beberapa ratus sahaja. Saya memberitahu dia yang dia boleh mendapat beberapa ratus itu juga wang, lebih daripada tidak mendapat apa-apa langsung.

Sekian sahaja untuk kali ini, dengan ini saya mengakhiri dengan nasihat, kahpengBlog bukan dan tidak pernah sama sekali menasihat anda supaya membeli nombor cabutan bertuah daripada penjual atau kedai haram. Beli daripada kedai yang mendapat lesen daripada kerajaan seperti Magnum, Da Ma Cai atau Sports ToTo.

Nombor kad pengenalan dan alamat dikaburkan dengan photoshop untuk memelihara hak privasi saya :D

The contracts/brightness is purposely reduce to protect the person inside the image :P But if you’re my college-mate, you know this guy 101% confirm.

Actually this happen at the same night my phone lost. I dunno why lately I’ve been so bad luck. That night after movie, I send KoDoMo back home. When we’re in front of his house, he try to pull the door handle to open door. But u guess what ? I hear a “Crack~” sound. After that, he said to me he’s unable to open the door. As I expected, the door handle broken somewhere inside the door panel. Swt~~phone lost then now this thing happen ?

KoDoMo himself can laugh when he get down my car that moment. Since it was Saturday midnite, the next day Sunday which is the rest day, so I can’t get to change the door handle. On Monday, I went to my regular spray/knocking workshop to look for Siu Keung and replace a new door handle. Pic shown above is after the new door handle being replace.

The new door handle cost me RM25, not cheap also, okay! I thought if around RM10-RM15 nevermind le. Since it’s RM25 and KoDoMo break it, so I told him i’ll send the bill to him, wakakak :P On Monday evening, I called up KoDoMo and he even laughing again at phone at me, so evil la him, memang deserve to be “God of Bad Luck”.

Don’t ask me why he’s called as “God of Bad Luck”, kinda forget how it started. Kinda like whenever he’s around sure got bad things happen during college time. For example, on that day I’m going to fetch him, I receive speeding traffic ticket or when my friends from Penang including him came to find me at Butterworth, I wanna bring them to enjoy 30 cent Lok Lok but the stalls din open, haha stuff like dat.

Check out my other coming up post ~ My bad luck never ends ….gosh!!!

The first time I lost my phone was when I’m using Nokia 6600, brand new, not even 3 months old, already lost at Netcity, internet cafe. It’s very sad at that moment, the phone cost me approximately RM1500 at that time. After I lost my phone, got no money to buy new phone, lucky me, so happen that my elder brother going to change new phone and he sold me his Sony Ericsson T610 (with T630 original casing).

I’ve been using this Sony Ericsson phone until today. Maybe some of you might think that the phone I lost is not expensive anymore according to today’s market price. However, due to my last experience when I lost my phone, it’s very frustrating to get back all your contacts in your phone!!! So, want to know how I lost my phone ? Read below.

Actually, this time is not my fault, trust me, haha. Want to know why ? The reason is because my phone lost when it’s not with me but with my friend. The story is like this, we went to Queensbay Mall to buy tickets for Spiderman 3 movie tonight, my friend Yen Yee went to buy the tickets while I’m inside my car waiting for him. At first I wanted to send sms the reservation numbers to Yen Yee, however he just took my phone and get off my car. Thinking that there’s nothing about him taking my phone, therefore I just let him to keep it.

But I was wrong, that was the last time I saw my phone. When Yen Yee bought the tickets and sit inside my car, I didn’t asked about my phone because I thought that it’s inside his pockets. Then I drove back to his house. When I parked my car outside his house only I asked him where’s my phone. He said it’s not with him and he already gave to me. OMG…I told him don’t joke about this because his reaction was like my phone is really lost and he didn’t keep it.

Yen Yee told me to unlock my car and we both walked back to my car to search for my phone. Later on, he try to call me on my phone, but cannot reach, only reach the voice mail. MY PHONE IS REALLY LOST!!! He view the reservation number, paid for the tickets and left the counter without taking my phone with him, speechless. Sigh, what’s gone is gone but I was wrong, why ? Read on below then you’ll understand.

Thinking that I’ll never get back my phone, I quickly try to call to DiGi to cancel my sim card. The person told me that I need my mum to call and request for them to cancel the sim card because the account was under my mum’s name long time ago. I called my mum and told her how to report lost phone and to cancel my sim card. My mum was shocked as well and scolded me =X

Okay, then things back to normal, we had our dinner before our movie. When we reached Queensbay, I told my friend to try and go back the counter where he bought the tickets earlier, hoping that they keep my phone for me. The lady, Diyana was friendly and told Yen Yee that he saw my phone when my friend left. Then she asked the next customer in line which was a Malay guy wearing shirt whether who’s phone is that. Then the Malay guy didn’t answer her and took the phone !!!

We tried to ask Diyana whether we can check for the seat number and what movie for the next customer after us. She said she can’t because her access is limited but she went inside and try to help for us. Later on she went out with another lady, Raffeela which is not friendly and helpful at all. She insisted that she couldn’t check for the next customer’s show and seat number and giving us some crap reasons such as there’s many customer at that moment or the system can’t check what we want. We insisted to see the manager and she went inside but later on she went out again and saying that the manager is not in and the same crap things.

Desmond’s girlfriend, Doreen take a look at the tickets and said that there’s a small number on top which looks like a sales ID. Anyway, we try our luck again and approach the same lady, Raffeela to ask whether she can check the sales ID after us for the movie and seat number so we can go and trace back my phone. This time she asked us to wait outside, she came out of the cubicle and lead us to another lady.

From the appearance, I can see that this person seems to be a supervisor or manager level. She asked us what she can help us. We told her that we need to check the sales ID after us so we can trace where the Malay guy that took my phone seating in which cinema watching which movie. She agreed and told us wait while she went back inside office. Yen Yee and me waited about 10 minutes and she return to us showing us a piece of paper with some words inside. She explained that the sales ID is not according to the order but the sales ID is randomly based on every counter selling movie tickets. The Malay guy watched Spiderman 3 at 6pm, by 9pm the movie already finished and he’s probably now laughing in his ass off going back home or somewhere. Anyway, we thanks the person that helps us although we couldn’t trace back my phone anymore. I learned my lessons and have some advises to share:-

1 – When you lost your phone at cinema’s tickets counter, make sure you asked the person inside the counter for more information within 1 hours (because if the person took your phone is watching movie inside, he/she won’t be out of the cinema at least 1 hr and 30 minutes for short movies or 2/2 and half hour ) after you lost your phone, because if the person at the counter remember seeing any1 took your phone away, you can have the chance to locate the evil person

2 – Next time don’t keep your movie tickets reservation numbers inside your handphone or lend your friend to take your phone to the counter to buy tickets. Your friend may forget to take back your phone!!! Keep your handphone save with you all the time, LOL :P

Some message to Golden Screen Cinema(GSC) Management:-

I would like to complain about rude and not friendly attitude of Raffeela and at the same time thanks to Diyana for her good memory and very helpful, I appreciate that. The same goes to the another lady, I believe higher rank than Rafeela for helping me to check the sales ID.

In future, I hope that Diyana can be a good example staff for GSC and people like Raffeela should not be part of GSC team.

Take a look at previous bad lucks which I posted in this blog:-

- Car front-right signal stolen ? (05.03.07)
- Being hit by 2 motorcycle within 10 minutes ? (01.03.07)
- Rear car bumper being bitten by dog ? (04.02.07)
- Front car bumper being hit and run which was parking outside my house ? (26.10.06)

At the end of February, this happen to me when i get to ‘enjoy’ being hit by 2 motorcycle within 10 minutes. Now, happen to my car….dunno which fcuking hand so itchy, go and steal my right side signal ?? Surprisingly, the idiot left me the bulb, so that i can make the right signal without the casing….zzz. This happens to me when yesterday night i went to e-Gate there to yum char with my frens. I parked my car by the roadside near Tesco, outside e-Gate’s car park. Haiz…bad luck lately…

I wonder what else bad luck coming….choi….gimme gOOd luCk :P Hmm…maybe KoDoMo is mumbling and making curse on me ? Hahaha….

Past Bad Luck Records!!
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- Car being hit and run in the front bumper when my car parking in front of my house ONLY!!!
- Or maybe read about how my car rear bumper can becaome dog food ?

Okay, read properly the sentence below…i’m serious and not kidding……jeng! jeng! jeng!

Have anyone of you get hit by 2 motorcycle within 10 minutes only ? Maybe i should enter this as entry inside Guinness World Records?

Yeah, it’s kahpengBlog! Believe it or not! I guess this seldom happen to anyone out there. The story goes like this…

Accident #1
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I sent my brother to tuition @ 4.40pm, when i was driving out of the place, Taman Inderawasih. The road i’m driving has a bump, so i slowed down. This fcuking idiotic moron motorcyclist JUST LOOK TO THE LEFT and don’t look to right!! which is the side i’m coming. He hit my front bumper…sweat!!! Nevermind, i went down to discuss and try to settle and see. 1st thing if my car involved in accident, if it’s the motorcyclist doesn’t get hurt or anything + it’s his fault, i straight away scold him, how he ride his bike and etc. But this fcuking guy pretendind and said i make the left signal turn, so he went out straight to the road. WTF man ? It’s ur fcuking fault and u tried to twist word ??

Later on, he checked his bike, nothing wrong, he get on his bike and try to ride off, WTF ? I called him and he pretending to turn back and ask why!!! What on earth is happening, he thinks like this can settle ? Dammit….I said it’s his fault rush out and hit my car front bumper. He said “Apa ? Sama-sama salah lah, itu macam!” Sama-sama ? Mak ang la sama-sama!!! It’s ur fcuking fault, how about u ask ur mom to come to the middle of the road, let me hit her & c ? Then you try to say sama-sama salah & i can drive away ? Remember this fcuking idiot guy’s bike number plate is PHC 1461.

Accident #2
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Since from accident #1, the motorcyclist run away and doesn’t wan to pay anything or admit his fault, that’s fine…..consider my bad luck….BUT….BUT…however i don’t ecpect my bad luck will double, yeah i mean eXtreme bad luck, where you’ll get hit again by MOTORCYCLE and WITHIN 10 minutes after 1st accident !!! As i reach my housing area, i made the last few turns to reach my house, again another fcuking motorcyclist, this time the guy, nono it’s BUDAK hit my car from the right side, OMG!!! KNNCCB!!! This budak without helmet, and underage about 14 to 15 years old, hit from my right side. Luckily….Luckily the damage not so bad, my side mirror folded back and the windows windshield broken only.

However, this time i really fcuking pissed off!!! I get down of the car and fcuking lecture the boy. He keep repeating…

“Sorri, bang!! Jangan beritahu bapak saya, dia akan bunuh saya”
or
“Please lah bang, ini satu kali last saja, jangan lah bang”

Hello ? In this world, there’s nothing like you can hit and just say sorry okay ? Since the 1st accident, i’m dammed fire up…..don’t say cat, lion also can kill a few that type of feeling!!! After i’m tired of hearing dat stupid boy’s excuses, i told him….“Tadi saya baru kena langgar dari motor saja, kamu pergi depan lihat !!! Itu orang sudah lari, tak mau bayar! Kalau semua orang macam kamu, suka-suka langgar kereta saya, siapa mau bayar saya ? ” At that moment, my mum called me on phone as well, because earlier after the 1st accident, i phone and let my mum know about it. My mum say just let go the boy, since he’s the type of using dad’s motorcycle to drive around housing area without license & etc. After lecture him a while, i let the boy go. See, don’t say i’m cruel, okay ? Just my mood is noy good at that time and i lecture the boy is all the TRUTH and FACTS!!!

Finally, at least i’m not driving my car :P Muahahahha….my brother’s Kelisa…..fuiyoh, if i drive my car, my car’s front bumper sure kena patch a lot….

P/S: (I’ll update, after i take some photos and draft out the map how the accident occur in case some of you don’t understand how’s the situation at the moment.)

Good luck for me lately ? WTF ? Last time my car front bumper innocently bang by unknown person, i guess it’s juz plain bad luck where sometimes idiot driver hit ur bumper, u got no choice to avoid it. Anyway this time, this stupid fcuking stray dog that sleep outside my neighbour’s house BITE my car’s back bumper !!! Even dogs don’t spare my car bumper. My neighbour is already have 2 dogs inside his house but they are still giving food to that idiot stray dog.

Sorry for not updating my blog for some time. Today, after breakfast with my family, when reach home, my brother pointed to my car front bumper, OMFG …someone bang into my bumper and causing it to break plus the position is out of normal. Dammit muthafucker those idiot fella…i’ve just sent my car to re-spray front bumper like about 2 weeks ago only.

I remember yesterday or the day before, my neighbour is having BBQ party, his friend’s car park exactly next and near my car. I’m 101% dat fucking driver don’t know how to hear his car reverse sensor or his eye is fcuking BLIND !! I know my car is black color, that doesn’t give a reason can’t see where my car parked !! This is fcuking HIT-AND-NOT-RUN-BUT-FCUKING-PRETEND-NOTHING attitude. Imagine he can pretend nothing happened since my car alarm didn’t alert anybody. Damm unlucky ….and FCUKING ANGRY !@#$%^&^&**()*!#@%^!*&!*@%$@^@ KNNCB !!!