Posted by kahpeng on 28th May 2008

MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE BECAUSE…

Another crap post, hahaha…this was copied out from one of my forwarded mails by my friend, Dicky. I think the original person that write all these is a girl that hurt by her lover and nothing to so she writes these out, LOL :P

MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE BECAUSE…

The problems with GUYS:

IF you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
IF you DON’T, he says you are PROUD;
IF you DRESS NICELY, he says you are trying to LURE him;
IF you DON’T, he says you are from KAMPUNG (in English= small village);
IF you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
IF you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS;
IF you are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
IF he SMARTER than you, he is GREAT;
IF you LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE you (very true huh?);
IF you don’t MAKE LOVE with him, he says you DON”T LOVE him;
If you DO! He says you are CHEAP;
IF you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
IF you DON’T, he says you don’t TRUST him;
IF you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;
IF he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you;
IF you BREAK your promise, you cannot be TRUSTED;
IF he BREAKS his promise, he is FORCED to do so;
IF you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;
IF he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN;
IF you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
IF he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!